What is the best way to set up the Fake Start Menu 95 prank?

For the best reaction, try these tips:

• Run the program when the person steps away from their computer
• The prank works best on people who use the Start Menu frequently
• Remember the exit sequence yourself (Start, R, J) so you can close it when needed
• The Windows 95 appearance is an extra layer of confusion on modern Windows versions
• Let them try clicking around for a bit before revealing the joke